You remember back in the olden days, when Johnny Carson would need to take a night off to tend to something, like a divorce or something, The Tonight Show would have a guest host? Well, tonight my blog is being hosted by one of my oldest and dearest friends, Tony Mc. He's like a combination of David Letterman and Joan Rivers without all the plastic surgery. Well, other than the JLo shelf booty he had installed a few years back.
So ladies and gentlemen, here's my week according to Tony.....
"Guest blogger speaking for Joni.
She had an okay week. Getting up and going to work sucks. If it weren't for the fact that she enjoys life, she would kill a few co-workers. Not a few maybe just one. But as you all know Joni's too pretty for jail. The last thing she wants is a girlfriend on the inside plus there is no tivo in the big house.
Joni caught up or watched her fav. reality shows on tivo. American Idol, some fashion/modeling/cooking competition show, and a show or 2 that has a celebrity or multiple celebrity trainwrecks. She considers herself to be in much better shape than the celeb trainwrecks but then again who doesn't. Cause no one want to end up like Jeff Conaway... EVER!!!
Joni will be celebrating Easter by sleeping in, then joining the family for dinner at her parents house. It will be pleasant. Thankfully Joni will have her niece and nephew there to amuse her.
Joni hopes that we all are doing well and have a great Easter. And remember to wipe and stay off the pipe cause she's chilling!!"
March 23, 2008 11:41 AM
Thank you Tony - Amazingly, that was fairly accurate, although FYI - the Celeb Rehab program is over , and I have no desire to watch aging musicians spread STDs to strippers or Z-Listers lose weight. But nevertheless, you are a worthy substitute. I promise that when I decide to retire from my blog, I won't give this gig to some pointy-chinned loser instead of you.
Love to all and Happy Zombie Jesus Day. (tm Tony Mc.)
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